Pick three b3tans you'd take to war.
Not to your birthday at McDonald's, war.
You'd want to win, too.

I don't want you picking three that'll help you slack off and eat chips.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

Bou
and another two.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)

Are you using her as a battering ram?
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:46, archived)

Psychological warfare

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:46, archived)

JMG, GMoS and Aardvark.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:46, archived)

This war would be over by lunch.
Which we'd skip. To help with the rebuilding effort.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)

I'd pick 3 trolls
and get them to wear backpacks and run into airports. everybody knows terrorism wins**












**allegedly
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)

J
M, and G
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)

Those letters would bring the greatest day ever on Seseme Street.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

what number would go with them?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)

NUMBER ONE

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

I'd go with Gilgamesh, the others I'm undecided on.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)

Right Glued Eel.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

I imagine you would not need anybody else really
mind you, it is well known Frank takes no prisoners, so you could get into trouble with the Geneva convention.
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

He'd scare them off.
It would be great.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

philliejoe- his accidentla construction of explosives is the stuff of legend
also two randoms based entirely on the amount of movable cover they'd provide, and their following on /talk
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

I'd just go by myself and have the whole thing wrapped up before a post about breakfast.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)