Have you considered a career being Professionally Fat?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

done that
did roadie for 5 years and got very fat
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

It's compulsory for a roadie to be fat.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)