he's right. bacon IS the answer
all hail bacon.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 6:12, archived)

I just had a huge portion of Roast Pork, Sauted Potatoes, Spring Onions and BEANS
Crackling an' all for lunch. (Cooked it in the microwave and let the smell waft around the office much to the annoyance of my predominately Muslim workforce) *Winner*
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 6:31, archived)

nice
i was offending vegetarians with my evil bacon farts earlier.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 6:39, archived)

The mix of pork and beans
Is brewing quite nicely for later thank you!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 6:45, archived)

Veges I can live with
its the overpowering self righteousness of Vegans that get right up my nose.

Shut up shut up shut up , if it is so bloody good why is it you look so fucking ill and pasty...fuck off!

/rant over.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 6:46, archived)