He's coming to Aberdeen.
They've booked a flatbed to get him out afterwards cos of all the fat he'll gain breathing the lard-heavy air up here.
I want a nice breakfast but can't be arsed walking to the shop with Tegan.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)

ABERDEEN

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)

Just send her out on her own

( SuperMatt, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)

Yeah. You fucking wish it was that easy.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:23, archived)

Thats exactly what you'd like isnt it....

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:23, archived)

AaaaaaAaaAbeeeeeeeeerdeeeeeeeeeeen

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)

Thats the sort of thing

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)

With that attitude you'll quickly rise through the ranks of the more popular trol... I mean, users.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)