Goooooood morning punters
Life's grand. Went to see Dave Spikey last night, many lols. And now I'm sat in a posh hotel room watching a naked lady apply oils about her person, then it's rape the breakfast menu time. Hello, nice out innit?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:19, archived)

Get you
you posh cunt,
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:20, archived)

That's what is in the room with him

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)

Nah.
It'll be the usual 11p hooker and a donar kebab.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

you
you in my
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)

You still can't be my bird

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)

I assume she let you regain your brown wings
What with you having splashed out on a hotel?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)

I assume he means he's watching porn

( SuperMatt, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)

Flying high as Wing Commander

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:24, archived)

He's coming to Aberdeen.
They've booked a flatbed to get him out afterwards cos of all the fat he'll gain breathing the lard-heavy air up here.
I want a nice breakfast but can't be arsed walking to the shop with Tegan.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)

ABERDEEN

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)

Just send her out on her own

( SuperMatt, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)

Yeah. You fucking wish it was that easy.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:23, archived)

Thats exactly what you'd like isnt it....

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:23, archived)

AaaaaaAaaAbeeeeeeeeerdeeeeeeeeeeen

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)

Thats the sort of thing

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)

With that attitude you'll quickly rise through the ranks of the more popular trol... I mean, users.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)