I'd not seen that before
and am reading it in-depth. fantastic to see the word "knobcheese" on the Beeb Beeb Ceeb
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:02, archived)

better to see
actual knobcheese surely?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:04, archived)

I'm so glad
I don't have a scratch 'n' sniff monitor
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:09, archived)

that's why I said "see"
rather than "smell"

and it wasn't an offer :P
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:13, archived)

just make sure you wash
before coming out to the pub with us next week :P
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:15, archived)

how dare you madam
my underpant hygine is of impeccable standards... I even washed them last week...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:24, archived)

was it your birthday?

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:29, archived)

nope
that's the second wash of the year...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:31, archived)

And
'horse-cunny'.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:08, archived)