I believe I have put forward this theory to you
in a debate about meat eating. I subscribe to it. This is why I only eat spiders, wasps and hookers.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:03, archived)

Quite probably,
although I was thinking of a skinny, bald fellow that I met at a wedding, last year.

I find hookers to be awfully tough, and like nothing better than tucking in to a nice juciy nerd - the fatter, the better.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:06, archived)

unless it was a fat, bald fellow
it weren't me. although considering the number of weddings I was at last year, it's more than likely ... perhaps I was having a "slim" day ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:08, archived)

You're not a geordie, are you?
Like all other geordies I've ever met, he was skinny and bald. I think they must all have an overactive metabolism, to cope with all the brown ale.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:11, archived)

Pffft!

( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:06, archived)

I agree with this theory
However, social services have pointed out to me that the willingness to kill ones food need only be theoretical.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:08, archived)