The best thing to smash a horses face in
is a dolphin shovel.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

Or an iron bar.
A horse walks into a bar, and he says ow. It was an iron bar. The barman says "why the long face?" the horse says, "I just walked into an iron bar."
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

*does tiny queef of joy*
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)