the dog once found a used tampon in a bus shelter :(
fortunately, he dropped it without argument. who takes their tampon out at a bus shelter and leaves it behind, anyway?
( spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)

Well you can't have a sneaky finger until the bus arrives with a tampon in, can you.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)