Most of what I hate is myself being shit
So I hate 'myself being shit'. Thank you for this opportunity to vent. I'm sorry if I've offended anyone.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)

Are you going to cheer up by the time we have lunch?

( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)

I'm always cheery
It's just the grey background on here makes me look miserable..er..than I am.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)

Marvellous.

( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)

I am rather
But I keep it quiet on here so as not to stun these commoners
( Theoban What of it, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)

I shall file a sombre report on my return.

( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)

Thanks, I need people's expectations sufficiently lowered in case they ever meet me

( Theoban What of it, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)

CUNT-LUNCH.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)

Well, it is forrin...

( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)

LADIES; NO ONE WANTS TO HAVE TO STOP LICKING MINGE TO REMOVE TOILET PAPER FROM THEIR MOUTHS.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)

You're not shit.
Shit's not nearly strong enough a word.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)

ULTRA-ROBOT-SHIT
Like shit, but made of ultra robots
( Theoban What of it, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)