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HATE O'CLOCK.
What do you hate? What would you remove from the world given half a chance?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)
baldmonkey

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)
JEALOUS.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)
Pretty much everyone and everything at one time or another.
but mainly Hawiians.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)
Ex-pat Geordies?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
Forcible repatriation is the answer.
All in one place so we can keep an eye on them.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
Hellos
www.b3ta.com/talk/6189639
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
Hello and thanks for yesterday
No he didn't but he's sulking a bit as he hasn't been fed today. I'm just out of practice with puppies I forgot how mischievous they are. Next time he's over I'll put all the bowls out of the way. Strangely enough he won't eat all his puppy biscuit and normally leaves it in the bowl but he had eaten loads of Biff's food and I suspect some of the cat dry food. We've also put a bell on him so we can hear where he is.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
Haha, that's a good idea.
I know, puppies are a lot of work. I hope my sister realises how much work her GSD pup is going to be.
Puppies always nick other animal's food, they're testing their boundaries. Little feckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
job interviews

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)
I thought you never get them?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
I've had some before,
but it's not just for my benefit. I think in general they're a bit of a rubbish and arbitrary way to choose someone for a job. I can't be the only one in the world who could do loads of stuff given the chance, but struggles to impress anyone in an interview. Let's face it, it's rarely a skill that's ever needed to do the actual job itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
There are plenty of jobs who have practical skills tested in the interview.
The one for Amazon takes all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
I had one like that for the civil service,
there was an interview as well (which was a particularly horrible one), but all things considered, my rejection from that particular job was entirely justified.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
That was quite a curious arrangement, actually.
We were told at the start, "this is not a competition, any one of you who meets the required standard will be offered a position, even if that's all of you, or none of you."
I can't imagine how that works, internally, but there you go.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
uh huh, it's clearly the interview process that is flawed and not just you being shit at them
interviews are fine, providing they are not done in a manner of answering to a check list. they are also for the interviewee's benefit to see what the prospect employer is like. It is not a one way thing, and if the prospect employer thinks it is, well.. I wouldn't work for them, but if in need of a job, accept it'll be shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
no it's you being really good at them.
ok yes, I am shit at them. But that doesn't mean I can't do anything useful. Which is entirely my point.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
Rhubarb

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)
nooooooooooo!
rhubarb is ace! Except for that rotten stuff they foist on you at primary school, claiming that it's rhubarb.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
SWALLOW HEAD-MASTER'S RHUBARB.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
I sicked some of that up onto Mrs Honey's shoe.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
Pushy parents.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
Most of what I hate is myself being shit
So I hate 'myself being shit'. Thank you for this opportunity to vent. I'm sorry if I've offended anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
Are you going to cheer up by the time we have lunch?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
I'm always cheery
It's just the grey background on here makes me look miserable..er..than I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
Marvellous.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
I am rather
But I keep it quiet on here so as not to stun these commoners
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
I shall file a sombre report on my return.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
Thanks, I need people's expectations sufficiently lowered in case they ever meet me

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
CUNT-LUNCH.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
Well, it is forrin...

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
LADIES; NO ONE WANTS TO HAVE TO STOP LICKING MINGE TO REMOVE TOILET PAPER FROM THEIR MOUTHS.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
You're not shit.
Shit's not nearly strong enough a word.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
ULTRA-ROBOT-SHIT
Like shit, but made of ultra robots
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
Tooth ache.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
People who abuse animals.
srslols
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
Happy with people suffering then.
Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
Yep, don't give a fuck about people.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
ESME - NIGGER HATER - SAYS "LET THEM FUCKING STARVE".

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
people that have barbeques in public parks that lack the common human decency to even up their fucking rubbish

(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
You mean they leftit in uneven piles?
Fucking cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
actually, littering in general.
there was a woman at a bus stop the other day who just took some stuff she didn't want out of her bag, and dropped it into the gutter.
A grown woman. I expect that sort of thing from eight year olds.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
People that hover around my grill when I'm having a BBQ at the park, hopefully for a stray floor sausage to guzzle like a thirsty camel
I leave my rubbish so they can lick the foil clean.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
Double prams.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
Same Difference

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
I like eggs.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
I want to do the bird from Same Difference up the trumper

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
who loves eggs?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
NOT BALDMONKEY

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
unexpectedly exploding

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
When you accidentally swallow some spit wrong.
And then you have to stifle coughs so it doesn't look like you haven't yet learned how to swallow.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
dude
no one else does that

seriously, it's just you
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
Those people who call the police when you wank in the park.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
The warnings on carrier bags for children who are clever enough to read, but too stupid to realise they shouldn't be putting their heads in carrier bags.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
the warnings are for the parents

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
I'll change my answer to parents who otherwise thought a carrier bag was a toy for their children then.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
But their parents might want to give them a cool plastic space helmet with handles and might not realise the dangers

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
People who leave comments on youtube that just quote things said in the video.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)

that just quote things said in the video
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
Good call.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
Cunts who don't have their money ready.
OMG I DON'T USUALLY HAVE TO PAY FOR THIS SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
All of Gilgamesh's comedy accounts.
I'm sick and tired of baldmonkey posts.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
you spastic, you're just jealous because I'm so much fucking better than you at EVERYTHING

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
Was this supposed to be one of your baldmonkey posts?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
People with very small heads
slugs

Bearded women

I hate all of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
*tries to resist urge to go on anglophobic rant*
England
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
Jews.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
We should just, like, put them all in Madagascar or something.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
They might evolve into super-jews
with amazing powers and come back and destroy the rest of us and it would all be your fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
I would like to say tribute bands
they are a bit shit really.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
University bands that consist of people
who are very skilled musicians having learnt their instrument from the age of two, but have not one single jot of originality in their soul and are content to play a selection hits from the '60s and '70s all night.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
This.
There was a one man Pink Floyd tribute act down here a while ago. He called himself Pink Lloyd for fuck sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
kidney stones

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
Anuses.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)