There's not enough diamond thievery in the world
I think a lot of world issues could be solved if only more diamonds were nicked.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)

I'll pay 11p per carrat.
/fence
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)

Just as well this diamond has 14000 carats then
Payment in full please my good sir.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)