Is this
close enough?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:23, archived)

The pictures you look at make me teh fritened.

( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:26, archived)

You have
to have a hobby.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:29, archived)