wellllllllll...
has anyone got a picture of a BLACK fender jaguar, with a RED scratchplate?

like this:

www.fenderjaguar.net/images/gallery/Brian/2.jpg

with this scratchplate:

www.fenderjaguar.net/images/gallery/Tom/1.jpg
('Andeh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:20, archived)

Hi there
I think you wanted www.b3ta.co.uk/guitars
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:22, archived)

that was funnier before you edited
6/10 for effort though
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:24, archived)

Check the status bar
it's still there I just fucked it up
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:25, archived)

Good work.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:26, archived)

We're the tag team of helpfulness.

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:27, archived)

*Gives high five*
*misses*
*looks around to make sure no one saw*
*walks away*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:28, archived)

I noticed it was still in the status bar

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:28, archived)

Is this
close enough?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:23, archived)

The pictures you look at make me teh fritened.

( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:26, archived)

You have
to have a hobby.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:29, archived)

what's wrong with tattyshop?

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:24, archived)

i cannae find two that look alike enough

('Andeh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:25, archived)

Can't you just flood fill the white scratch plate
from the first picture?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:27, archived)

itll look
POO
('Andeh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:31, archived)

Then beat it.
Beat it HARD.
( Geordie Al, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:35, archived)

You are Michael Jackson
AIFMFVHS
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:39, archived)

i say no
and so does google.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:24, archived)

No
but it wouldn't look very nice, would it?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:24, archived)

Cool, the second ones left handed.
In other news, no. Although I do have 3 classical guiatars, and a barely used 12-string.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:25, archived)

I also
have a barely-used 12-string. Shall we start a club?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:27, archived)

Ihave a mandolin (8 strings I believe)
that I taught myself 3 chords on in May and haven't done anything with since.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:29, archived)

You are the Irish Quo
AICMFP
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:32, archived)

The Weak & Bleeding Fingers Club?
Excellent.

I keep meaning to have mine adjusted (strings are too high above the fretboard), but then I remember that I can't play very well anyway. I only have it because my mum didn't want to buy me an electric (although it does make a lovely sound).
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:30, archived)

I'm going to trade mine in
for an acoustic bass, I think.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:31, archived)

I've always wanted to know what they sound like.
I didn't think they existed last year until I was killing some time in the music department of Selfridges one lunch time last summer.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:33, archived)

They sound great
warm and vibrant*. Not so much sustain, but you can do most of what you'd do on a normal bass.

*insert 'humour' here.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:38, archived)

there's nothing "normal" about bass guitar

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:42, archived)

Do you mind?
I was talking fishmongery.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:44, archived)

they can sound rather scratchy and thin. not nice and tight and boomy like electric basses, or double basses.

that might have been only the ones i've playe though.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:40, archived)

I'll take it off your hands if you like.
The quality of dust it would collect here is much better.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:31, archived)

Sentimental old twit that I am,
I'll probably not sell it.

Actually, it might have to go during the move, so that would be a good opportunity. Wait and see.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:35, archived)

No but
www.harmonycentral.com has all the guitar info I've ever needed. Perhaps you could try their forums. They would be a lot more helpful. Just out of interest, why?
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:29, archived)

i think it'd look nice

('Andeh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:33, archived)

You are free to go about your business then.

( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:35, archived)