6 pints later
I'd be like "Oi, fuck you Stavros - I'll have 12" and cover the whole thing in chilli sauce and then deep fry it"
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:25, archived)

Pfft!
In that case, your bleeding ring will get no sympathy from me!

[edit: the idea of you demanding 12" from a man called Stavros, fills me with barely concealed delight.]
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:32, archived)