If you were my husband and I had my vagina hanging out I'd ask for a divorce

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

Haha

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

I'd make you waddle to the kitchen and make my dinner as I closed my cock in the door and blamed you for it you floppy cunted laze-about

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

Haha stop making me laugh,
I'm supposed to be job hunting.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)