Haha, that's what they used to do with cattle in the old days.Sugar shrinks it down, makes it easier to shove back in. Few stitches, done. Unless she strains before you get a chance to stitch and it all falls out again.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:49,
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how the fresh hell did anyone discover this?did someone think "oh, my cow's cervix has dropped out ... hmm, better POUR SUGAR ALL OVER IT, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA"
or what exactly?
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:51,
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I dunno, ask James Herriott.He was always at it.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:52,
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"Oh no! The dog's got a bit of a crispy cock from horning in the sun too long...BETTER SLAP SOME MARMITE ON THAT!"(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:54,
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maybe they just went through all the cupboards trying every foodstuff on every body part until something worked(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:57,
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