GNARLY VAGINA !
The first three are graded "Red" (Challenging odours. May contain warts and pus) but the last one is graded "Black" (Severe and frequent scabbing with unexpected cankers, only reccomended for the most determined of spelunkers)
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)