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Sweet monkey Jesus
www.dailysport.com/view.asp?ID=552
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
Isn't the last one 90nz0?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
If it's not
it should be
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
blah blah blah
boringish news story, excellent choice of picture/caption.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
NEAR THE TOP enough. yeah

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
haha WHAT?!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
YEAH BORING. TOTALLY.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
isn't the Sport basically becoming a daily version of the Viz?

(likeajackhammer, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
It always was.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
The Viz is funny at times, mind.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

Viz Razzle
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
Johnny Briggs's dog?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
And so it all becomes clear.
What the hell is up with Mrs Orc second along from the left?
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
Fucking hell
They're worse than the ones round here.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
Hahahahaah
These strumpets would hawk their vaginal wares for next to nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
Inside it was like a Victorian Opium den

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
I would so visit there.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
+ come out with enough fags to give 15 elephants cancer

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
Lololololol

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
a clear breach of the no-smoking laws
disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
clicking on a sport link whilst at work.. hmm, no.

(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
this news is definitely 100% factual and true.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
I've had all of them.... and i don't even smoke

(likeajackhammer, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
Don't think I really wanna click on a Daily Sport link.
Fuck it, I've clicked.

''There was one example of a woman who allowed herself to be digitally penetrated for a mere Rizla paper.''


What the fuck does ''digitally penetrated'' mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
You've never had sex via a webcam ?

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
With a finger, you dolt.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
Ahh. I feel slightly foolish.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
fingering
duhh
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
it means he put his fingers in
obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
Digital Camera zoom x5 right up the ol' leg chimp

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
Haha, you're a virgin.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
No cogs or pulleys involved.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)
getting boned by mr biffo from 'digitiser'

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
AAAAAAaaaahaha
Mr Biffo is the funniest guy ever, I'd love it if he fingered me. Or my girlfriend at least.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
haha
I'm glad someone else asked, as I thought it was some webcam act or something.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
I like the one whose own body is trying to break her neck because it knows how stupid its owner is

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
*snorts*

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
If you like her that much
knock together a roll up and get yourself off to Liverpool.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
I'm buying a pack of 20 JPS and I'll see you boys Friday.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
Blocked,
unsuprisingly
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
at least one of those photos is from mugshotdujour.com
I know because I've been trying to memorise the entire internet. Doing pretty well so far!
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
thinking of going on mastermind?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
tell you what, I bloody well should
mugshotdujour.com/florida/violet-lyle-prostitution-2122008
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
I suspect this may not represent the pinnacle of factual journalism
but it's better than reading about some other cunts lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
haha, good work there
you freak
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
it's a good site to play "spot the one that looks most like Syncubus" on

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
That's made me feel sad.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
Just think how Mykey feels
seeing his mum humiliated like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
I bet he wants his cigarettes back now.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
No, no
ym
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
I know....you've been paying for fags aaaaaaaallllll these years...
sorry luv ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
Sexiest tash ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
fit fit fit fit

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
GNARLY VAGINA !
The first three are graded "Red" (Challenging odours. May contain warts and pus) but the last one is graded "Black" (Severe and frequent scabbing with unexpected cankers, only reccomended for the most determined of spelunkers)
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
It's the thought of the one on the rights moustache tickling my balls that is doing it for me

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)