I walk behind people in the street and talk about them
Watching their shoelaces untie themselves as they trot along
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Theoban What of it, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:58,
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Apparently the Japanese believe it's sneezing twice = gossiping.
I consider this the same level of ridiculousness. Maybe it just means you can't tie your shoes properly.
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Bats, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:58,
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