Never open your brolly indoors

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

Not even if it's raining?

( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

I think in that case,
you need someone to take a look at the roof.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)