There's a large number of people who've met me on here now
and can hopefully vouch for the girl thing
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

You could do with some facial disfigurement
and putting on about 2st.

It'd help you fit in around here.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)

Actually I'm pretty good with the whole not being fat thing
but thanks anyway.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

You sure ?
It's quite common round here for people to bang on about how great being a munter is.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)

CLICKING THIS

( SuperMatt, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

Evening flirt box :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

hey you
:D
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

All boys are going crazy over you, no getting a big head :P
Anyway, you already said I get first dibs as well as some other insteresting 'skills' or can you not remember due to THE MANY PINTS?!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)

I stand by that DG ;)
How is girly arms?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

;D
Dunno, he hasn't been on today, his arms might be too weak to type and is soothing them in bowls of ice water as we speak.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

He got quite upset how sore his hands were
poor little soldier.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

You're going to tease him about it until the day he dies now, aren't you?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

hell yes.
He brings it on himself.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

lol ah well :)
Still was good seeing you again babe, have to arrange a drink or something with the Blue & Pink crew ;)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

Right back at you too
And i'll try not to make a tit of myslef next time ;)
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

I had a fit girl on my lap most of the night, didn't bother me one bit ;P

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

Oi, that's fuscia Gummy

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

PIIIIINK!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

Magenta cock

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

There's no shame in being a man.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

Just a lack of factual accuracy

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

Modern science has come on leaps and bounds.
You could change if you like.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)