Genuinely uselful
lifehacker.com/5273620/prey-phones-home-to-help-you-recover-your-stolen-laptop
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

Useful and SEXY, too, rnuk

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)

Thanks, handsome

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)

Oh, you.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)

That sounds... exploitable
Much like your mum
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)

*stalks*

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)

that looks good
but I'll wait* for the english windows version

*forget about
( CowJam, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)

I had an idea similar to that a while ago.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)