i think there should be a Firework Day at the first day of high school, where each kid is given a box of matches, a box of fireworks and locked in a tin shed for 2 hours.
The ones who survive that day are worth spending money educating.
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like some sort of rubbish and shit battle royale?
i want my money back
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

they should also show the most impressive maimings and explosions on telly
I'm thinking it could be a lighthearted segment in the middle of the News at 10.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)