Is childhood innocence a good thing?
or is it just an excuse to be as stupid and naive about life for as long as possible?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

who cares?

( well, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

social workers :(

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

I LIEK THE SWINGS AN THE SLIDE

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

I YUV A DO ON DEM

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

I WANNA ROUNABOUT :(((

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

MUM I WANNA LOLLY
MUM I WANNA LOLLY
MUM I WANNA LOLLY
MUM I WANNA LOLLY
MUM I WANNA LOLLY
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

I'm still pretty innocent about a lot of things.
I get by all right.
( jenpots, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

I guess it is just biology
THE WAY THAT WE TALK, THE WAY THAT WE WALK
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

That'll cause a controvesy.

(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

shut up.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

It depends on the context.
If (say) you are in charge of running a high-powered saw in a slaughterhouse, it's not a good thing at all.

"Ooh, what does this d-ARRRRRRRGH MY FUCKING HAND!"
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)

It's a bad thing.
Children should be forced to watch films like "Requiem for a dream", "Clockwork Orange" and "Fight Club" at primary school. Then sent down the mines.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

children are stupid and should be treated like sub-standard citizens until they prove themselves capable

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

Same with pensioners.
And people on the internets.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

And people who play WoW

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

And people who are sat next to me on the train right at this moment.
I've been recording the journey in Audactiy in the hope of sharing the tedium via the medium of my blog. I've also taken photos of the offenders.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

See how long you can shuffle snot around your system before people start to notice

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

I save that game for the commuter train in the morning.
And I eat them if I don't have a hanky.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

There was a commuting bloke who would clear his throat every two seconds, but quietly and ineffectively.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Like he had some serious phlegm but didn't want to offend his fellow passengers by coughing too loudly. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. He always sat behind me, and I'd want to stand up and scream in his face "CHRIST'S SAKE MAN, JUST HAVE A GOOD HACK AND AND SHUT UP!" Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. For the whole 25(+) minutes to Castleford.

I'd avoid the 16.34 for that reason alone.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

The fat mentals always seem to sit next to me
Thank christ for iPods.

*Cranks up the Mansun*
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

I am committed to the Audacity thing. I want to start a podcast of me scaring people off when they sit next to me on the bus or train.
I think I need some rules - thinking "no swearing, threats or sexual innuendo"... any other rules I need before I begin?
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

No impressions of Donald Pleasance.
as in www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb00H6mCTM8&feature=related
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

Be racist at all times

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

I would just like to say
today I heard someone's phone, and the ring tone was Alan Partridge saying "I'm HUNG LIKE A DONKEY"
It rang several times, amid silent, bored commuters.
( vladimir, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

kids need to man up
they need more ghost trains and pets dying and shit
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

i think there should be a Firework Day at the first day of high school, where each kid is given a box of matches, a box of fireworks and locked in a tin shed for 2 hours.
The ones who survive that day are worth spending money educating.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

like some sort of rubbish and shit battle royale?
i want my money back
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

they should also show the most impressive maimings and explosions on telly
I'm thinking it could be a lighthearted segment in the middle of the News at 10.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

i'll come round your house and kill your kid's pets, very competitive prices

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

haha im only 15!
bit young for kids
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

Sadly, in modern day britain, no you're not.

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

Why is that sad?
400 years ago she'd have had three, survived a husband and considered the Old Crone of the village
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

women had it so easy in the past

( well, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)

had it were
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

i feel like ive been gypped

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)

and you've been with us 2 1/2 years it seems
is this the youngest b3tan?
( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

ooh do i get a prize!?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

no, i only just turned 13

( well, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

I'm posting this
from the womb.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

lurkers don't count

( well, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

(I used to post from by fathers ballsac,
but his dongle broke. :( )
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

Yes
A great big hairy trucker's cock up ya
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)

jog on junior

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

JUNIOR?
Pfft
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

I've got a strange sense of deja vu.
v
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

shut up

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

You're suchd a troll.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

unfriendly dean
and uncool
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

I'm bleddy lovely, I am!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

KRYPTONITE

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

A gaz from sexface

( magnum, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

Phwoarr
I'm in
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

haha
wat? i just got one :\
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

:o

( magnum, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

yer what the fuck?
do you know him?
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

I know his type.
What's he up to?

No good I expect.
( magnum, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

lol are you friends?
he's asking for pix :\
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

No, I don't know him
it was just a joke about his constant grooming of female posters. He's probably just playing to type.
( magnum, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

im last in a long line eh?
:(
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

Well, if he scores it'll be second in a long line of attempts

( magnum, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

i dont do sex
im a bit young for that :)
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)