Sadly, in modern day britain, no you're not.

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

Why is that sad?
400 years ago she'd have had three, survived a husband and considered the Old Crone of the village
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

women had it so easy in the past

( well, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)

had it were
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

i feel like ive been gypped

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)