They obviouysly forgot some bits..
"The man, who was dressed head to toe in black, said, while grinning like a lunatic, 'I'm 51 and I've never seen anything like this in Edinburgh. Great isn't it!'"
( Dekazer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:17, archived)

dressed from head to toe in black heavily tattooed and drinking Tennants super
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:20, archived)