Some good ones there.
Death of Innocence
The Untouchables: Capone Rising
But: remake of The Hitcher. Oh fuck.
(Small Beer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:19, archived)

Computer games becoming films:
Max Payne and Hitman. Meh.

Edit: Ace! The Persuaders!
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:21, archived)

Vin Diesel as Agent 47?
It was meant to be Christian Bale!
( Fergburger, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:23, archived)