Scripts that hollywood is planning to make!
A list of all the approved scripts for films.

Read them and weep.

www.scriptsales.com/ArchivesJune05.html

My favourite so far:

"Title: Randy and the Mob
Log Line: A good ol' boy lands in hot water with some low-life mobsters, and then must seek help from his estranged, identical twin brother who is gay. "
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:12, archived)

*lands in hot water with some low-life lobsters*

( Newington, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:16, archived)

Some good ones there.
Death of Innocence
The Untouchables: Capone Rising
But: remake of The Hitcher. Oh fuck.
(Small Beer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:19, archived)

Computer games becoming films:
Max Payne and Hitman. Meh.

Edit: Ace! The Persuaders!
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:21, archived)

Vin Diesel as Agent 47?
It was meant to be Christian Bale!
( Fergburger, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:23, archived)

"Log line"!
Tee hee.

[edit: what a crock of shit - but at least the Max Payne movie is going to get made! I can just see the casting ads now: "Actor wanted for action role - must have constipation."]
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:20, archived)

The Brazilian Job
"Sequel to the Italian Job" Hardly. The original planned sequel was supposed to carry on from the cliff where the first one ended.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:28, archived)

2 hours
of Wahlberg having his crotch waxed? I'll pass, thanks.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:29, archived)

pass wank myself to death

you deserved that one you whore.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:32, archived)

True.
And with the thought of Wahlbergs hairless, shiny ring, begging to receive a shot of my overheated man gloop, I'm off home.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:33, archived)

YAY!
*jumps*
an Emily the STrange film - YAY!
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:31, archived)

I almost bought an Emily the Strange Epiphone SG-310
just because I liked the paint job. My girlfriend talked me out of it.

namm.harmony-central.com/WNAMM04/Content/Epiphone/PR/Emily-the-Strange-lg.jpg
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:32, archived)

My friend has one....
I want a drum kit with the same paint job, but they don't do one...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:37, archived)