I would
did, and loved it.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:24, archived)

Under that mask
she looks like your mum.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:25, archived)

Marry me.
You make me feel like this inside.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:29, archived)

the price of bacon's falling
I'm sorry, I'll get my coat
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:30, archived)

*gets your coat for you*
*throws it at you*
*sets fire to the coat*
*throws you into street*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:32, archived)

*lies naked in the street*

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:33, archived)

*takes advantage*
*forgives*
*invites back in*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:34, archived)

woohoo
*goes back in nakedly*
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:40, archived)