All cuddle-haters will be cuddled extra
until they like cuddles too.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

this will never happen.
this is scaremongering at its finest.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

You will be cuddled into submission.
If that doesn't work, I guess there'll be no choice but to have you taken out back and shot.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)