A girl I don't know smiled at me today.
I looked round, and checked my face for marker pen and everything, but no, she must just have been being nice.
( Newington, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:38, archived)

Or it may have been the only outward sign
of her inwardly laughing at you
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:39, archived)

If the mirror you checked in was in the loo,
she was probably a bloke
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:41, archived)

And/or George Michael

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:44, archived)