Last Statement
*may contain lies*

I bought the stuff I wanted (except the sound card) on Saturday, but, will have to wait for the weekend to build it up!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:55, archived)

Gizza job.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:56, archived)

SHUT UP

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:58, archived)

Hello!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:06, archived)

bollocks

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:08, archived)

You know who I work for...
But if I do leave you'll be the second to know (How good are you with Christmas Tree's)
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:00, archived)

Christmas trees?
What do you *do*?
( Bats, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:00, archived)

Thats me loading one out on "Talk Like A Pirate day"
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/57163/1190195007/Pirates.JPG

and this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_tree_(oil_well)
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:04, archived)

Cool
You have slaves
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)

Coolies

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)

I'm going to have to head to the colonies.
Just out of interest, have you ever met a bloke called Rob Falls through your work?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)

Does he work in Indonesia?
Or is he a wellhead guy?
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)

He has worked there
He is a safety consultant.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:31, archived)

Cannot say I have
But, depending on where he drinks I may have met him
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)

He's in Somalia now
Probably being shot or something.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:35, archived)

Happened to me
In Yemen (it's shit)
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)

I can almost desribe what a flange is.
That's how advanced my engineering knowledge is:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:05, archived)