I can't be arsed working today
I might just sit around in my underpants playing guitar all day
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:12, archived)

ooooooo fun. Wish I could play guitar. But can't.
I had a jammie day on sunday - just sat in my pj's and nothing else and watched movies allllllll day. It was ace!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:14, archived)

I might do this at the station today
I'm spare this afternoon, no one will notice.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:15, archived)

you're going to sit in a train station just wearing your underpants?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:18, archived)

Nope
The station. Can't you read, you fucking spastic?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:18, archived)

I was just wondering that....
there are two outcomes.
a) those poor, poor commuters
b) those lucky lucky bastards!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:18, archived)

You have clearly never seen a 41 year old man in his knickers
b) is out of the question
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:20, archived)

I was trying to be nice you cunt.
I won't bother in future.
with love and fluffles. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)

FUCK OFF! THE FUCKING LOT OF YOU!
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)

Wobble wobble wobble!
c'mere - I'll give you a hug and sing you lullabies like your daddy never did...
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)

GERROFF!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:31, archived)

did you know that being hugged reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaally tight and having pressure applied over your torso calms you down?
It's true. :)
You sound like you need a hug.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)

I HATE you!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)

Love you too
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)