Normally
I'd offer to pop in and grope him on my way home but a) I suspect he'd be most unsettled by it and b) I have exciting other things to do tonight :D
( Dekazer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:56, archived)

Oooh.
What?
Can I come?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:57, archived)

My volunteer thing
and then birthday drinks for a pal.

And yes, if you can get to Edinburgh in the next 3 hours.
( Dekazer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 17:00, archived)

Piece of piss.
Somewhere over Portsdown Hill, isn't it?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 17:03, archived)

Yes

( Dekazer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 17:09, archived)

See you in a minute then.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 17:10, archived)