'ning you bedraggled crones
if anyone sees Teviot Moose, fondle his buttocks for me
( Dill, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:51, archived)

dunno where he is
so can I fondle yours instead? though I bet your wifey's are a nicer handful
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:52, archived)

I'd say mine are more pert
:)
( Dill, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:54, archived)

nah
you're too skinny :P
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 17:11, archived)

I could take offence at that
but I'm too much of a gentleman
( Dill, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 17:21, archived)

it's true though
though you probably have a muscular bum rather than just a bony one. and you do have the prettiest feet.
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 17:25, archived)

I do
:)
( Dill, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 17:28, archived)

and I have nice eyes
between that, your feet and Fenris's hands we could start building the perfect woman...
HMSK's norks
dekazer's hair
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 17:30, archived)

I am so going to hurt you...



nn all
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 17:35, archived)

promises promises
night night sweetie :)
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 17:38, archived)

I want to do the inside bits
please
( Dill, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 17:35, archived)

What are we now
your fucking buttock fondling bitches ?

Fondle your own fucking buttocks like all the normal people do in Woolworths.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:53, archived)

I thought that was Asda?

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:53, archived)

You're thinking of ASBO
you get one of those for bumwanking like a baboon in Boots.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:58, archived)

*fondles everyone*

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:53, archived)

even me?

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:54, archived)

Even
you.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:55, archived)

yay
*feels special*
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 17:14, archived)

Yay!
*feels you*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 17:18, archived)

*breaks arm*

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:54, archived)

You love it.
*fixes arms using a 'technique' and continues fondling*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:56, archived)

Technique my arse
you are in fact a mutant man-starfish creature from Venus and you just grew another fucking arm.

I saw you.

Pervert.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:58, archived)

Yay!
*wiggles arse*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:55, archived)

*presents self for fondlage*

( Comma, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:57, archived)

More than happy
to oblige
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:59, archived)

GOD.

( Comma, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 17:03, archived)

Oui,
c'est moi.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 17:04, archived)

For some reason I misread that as fondue.
*puts away stick things*
( Randomgazz, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 17:00, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/619197
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 17:01, archived)

Gah,
Bizzare mind pissage.
( Randomgazz, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 17:03, archived)

Normally
I'd offer to pop in and grope him on my way home but a) I suspect he'd be most unsettled by it and b) I have exciting other things to do tonight :D
( Dekazer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:56, archived)

Oooh.
What?
Can I come?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:57, archived)

My volunteer thing
and then birthday drinks for a pal.

And yes, if you can get to Edinburgh in the next 3 hours.
( Dekazer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 17:00, archived)

Piece of piss.
Somewhere over Portsdown Hill, isn't it?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 17:03, archived)

Yes

( Dekazer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 17:09, archived)

See you in a minute then.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 17:10, archived)