Scampi Fries are excellent

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

They smell a little of piss though
But I agree, a fine pub food.
( Theoban What of it, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

no they're not
they're shit, you eat crap food, that's why you're fat.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

that and the amount you eat
and a lack of exercise.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

oh and hormones

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

Fuck yeah.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

Blegh, yuk.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

baldmonkey podcasts are execrable

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

I do like them. Not had them in ages though.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

WRONG.
Bacon fries are another matter though.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

+state of
you've got solids, liquids, gases, plasma and bacon fries. they're formed in the middle of stars
( spacefish bong!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

you've forgotten Bose-Einstein condenstates
and pork scratchings.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

i looked on the wikipedia page and thought "fuck that's a lot of states to enumerate for a crap strikethrough"
so i drew the line at states that couldn't be described in one word

pork scratchings though. mmm...
( spacefish bong!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)