WAAAAH WHINEY WHINEY WAAAAAH I AM A STUDENT WAAAH I HAVE EXAMS WAHWAHWAHWAHHHHHH BOO FUCKING HOO
get a job hippy
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I have to dry my hair, CAN'T BE BOTHERED. MY LIFE IS SO SHIT:(((((((
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

Sit in the sun
it will dry and you don't have to do anything. It might not style afterwards though.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

I don't style it anyway, fuck that.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

Then go sit in the sun!
Have a martini or copious amounts of gin.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

it's going to be like this all day isn't it?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

FUCK YEAH.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

I'm off to see Derren Brown tonight

( __, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

to see Derren Brown tonight the edges of the mirror
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

*erection*

( __, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

This afternoon I will be paid handsomely for doing fuck all because I am a grown up.
I needed no exams to accomplish this.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

I'm getting one
With the aim of amending the Mental Health Act.
Now take your meds and shut the hell up
( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)