Sit in the sun
it will dry and you don't have to do anything. It might not style afterwards though.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

I don't style it anyway, fuck that.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

Then go sit in the sun!
Have a martini or copious amounts of gin.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)