Finely sliced
you'd not really notice it in cream of mushroom soup. And diced it could pass in pea and ham.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

cock-a-leekie

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

no I splashed myself while washing my hands, honest

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

Hahaha

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)