I'M JUST POPPING UPSTAIRS FOR A SHIT.
A shit of mine prevents crime.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

An apple a day keeps your cock for a gay.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

never a borrower or a bender behind
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

Where there's fuck, there's ass.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

IM NOT GOING TO ANSWER YOU AGAIN.
i have a whole a4 page list of work to do and you're distracting me :P
( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)

A bitch in wine shaves mine

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

I thought I was the only one!
My morning constitutionals scare thieves from over a mile away.


brb
( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

what is brb?

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

Big round bollocks

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

As soon as i posted that i figured it out
I much prefer yours though
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

Brian Reads Books

( Theoban What of it, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

BLERG! Rotton Backne

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

www.glastonbridge.co.uk/img/aolism_brb.jpg
( spacefish bong!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

A witch in lime saves Optimus Prime

( Theoban What of it, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

YES

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

Four poos expel soul

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

Whatever grows up
gets downs.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

A rolling stone ploughs Kate Moss

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

Too many cocks spoil the broth.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

I'm guessing that one is too many
Unless it's cock broth, then how do you decide how many is too many?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

Depends how many you can fit in the pot
large cocks would mean fewer, smaller cocks however may not be enough.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

Finely sliced
you'd not really notice it in cream of mushroom soup. And diced it could pass in pea and ham.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

cock-a-leekie

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

no I splashed myself while washing my hands, honest

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

Hahaha

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

when the customer says "waiter, there's a cock in my soup"
and you have to think of a witty repartee
( spacefish bong!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

"theres also one in your chair, sir"

( Malaka omdz, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

"well, it IS cream of chicken, sir."

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

"I know, I put it there"
"HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW"
( Theoban What of it, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

red sky at night
post-curry shite
( spacefish bong!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)