I thought a contraceptive injection was when you put your willy into a fanny, wiggled it around a bit and then 5 weeks later you give birth to toddlers?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

Silly!
good lord can you imagine the scroats that would be wandering around if that were true.
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

I honestly believe that I've got a child somewhere.
I hope he's got a Mexican first name, like 'Tortilla Chip' or something cool.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

Ricardo Izecson Anderson dos Santos Leite Gums?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)