I bet you wish you were me
Pie and chips in Morrison's cafe knowing I'm the youngest here by at least thirty years. Grim times.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)

Here I was thinking there was only Big Ben that'd reached 150 years old.

( Malchick, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)

Astonishing bullying
:(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)

It's ok, you'll be dead soon, and it won't hurt you any more.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)