Oh. My. God!
Kleeneze is the best catalogue in the world at the moment...
every sort of umbrella ou could possibly think of, including one that fits over your shoulder so that you can carry bags with both hands...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 17:31, archived)

umperdoodles should be banned
you'll have somebody's eye out
( Dill, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 17:33, archived)