I haven't had boozes in ages.
I might have some today, be a proper unemployed scum.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)

You said you were on sick leave. That's not unemployed.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)

I was, I am now unemployed.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)

HAHA
Gutted.

Oh.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)

Haha.
I don't really care. I registered with a temp place, they should have something starting in two weeks. And Barclaycard were supposed to get back to me last week, I'm going to annoy them now.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)

My dog's got a nice big cone collar thing on. He is mostly unimpressed with it.
He managed to fall asleep standing up yesterday though, with his head resting on the coffee table.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)

Awww.
Why does he have a buster collar? WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)

I cut his bollocks off.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)

Cool.
I was thinking he was about the right age after I posted that. Is he being good?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)

Yes. He's off his face on drugs at the moment.
It's a shame he hasn't got any spare...
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)

Haha,
what did they give him, Rimadyl?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

He does have some of that, but they gave him something stronger as an injection yesterday.
It's only just wearing off. He was being really odd last night. Kept getting up from being asleep and bolting about the room as if someone had come in uninvited.

Rimadyl wouldn't do anything would it? It's just an anti-inflammatory.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

Yeah, it can react with the anaesthetic sometimes, though, make them drowsy.
That was probably the anaesthetic wearing off last night, they can go a bit spacky.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)

You probably need to get a can of Tennants Super
and put a brown paper bag round it for the full experience of being dolescum.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)

Ugh, I don't like beer.
Cheapo cider works too, right?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)