The only knight without a steed, because he broke it's back.
LOLFAT!
Fat people can resist defending other fat people, even if they're wrong.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:05,
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I reckon he fancies her.
Which would make sense, seeing as she looks like a potato.
OH THE FAT JOKES!
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:06,
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