I once sprained my arse cooking an elk on the spitroast.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

You were spitroasting an elk and you sprained your arse?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)

that's not spitroasting, chb you dirty bastard

( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)

I NO!

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)

Was that not clear enough?
I had to have it in plaster for a month.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)