I've got a new Berghaus bag
and next week I'm buying some linen.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

You've been TAMED by that terrible harridan

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

they might be camouflage linen

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

I don't think there is any footage of the whole fight.
Sorry, I had a good look. For at least 30 seconds.

www.metacafe.com/watch/2902953/ostrich_vs_elephant/
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)