Can we get back to JMG Fashion?
Today I'm in combat shorts and a Mr Men t-shirt.
I'm at the office XBox. This is DG's fault, as he made me remember about the FNR4 demo.

Another insight.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

you wear shorts to work?
are you some sort of hippy?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

Probably.
I'm incredibly high up here.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

JMG is on drugs!

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

I am wearing shorts at work too

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

Silly Chompy.
It's a well established Internet Fact that JMG doesn't work.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

I'm so much dole I own a dole house or something.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

I thought ym owned your dole house

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

I've gotten my internet facts COMPLETELY confused here, this is the case.
I also have to ask her permission to call Moohalaa, and Brighton probably.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

Don't forget to take Esme with you when you run off to Brighton to hack Moohalaa's computer.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

I have made an error of similar proportions to your SMART test the other night.
Three hours ago, I set off a "Consolidate" defrag on almost 1TB of data.

IDIOT.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

I was with you right to 'error'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

SMART didn't quite take 3 hours, mind.
It estimated 96 minutes when it started, which I think was about right, so I did get to bed, in the end. No errors. Woo.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

Mine's still going :-(

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

At least it's not bed time yet.
In other news, the Akasa EVO 120 is a rather snazzy CPU cooler, although it is a bit of a bastard to fit.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

I really should sort out liquid cooling.
I have to watch what I do in this heat. Unless I turn all the fans up to full, but that makes a terrible din.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

I'm wearing shorts at work
and I've not even shaved recently
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

I played the Red Faction:Guerilla demo yesterday.
It's rather fun.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)

I also quite want Prototype next week.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)

FREE WORMULUS
*banner*
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)

For every reader?
I'd put mine to work in the gardens.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

Mine refused to take its scarf off indoors, so I had it neutered.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

I love him but he already gets too much attention on here, plus I ain't no bitch, I need my own fan club.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

What do we get if we join?

( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

a hug and a kiss.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

Ooh!
That's better than a badge :)
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

if you sign up for the VIP Club I usual do it on the fanny too.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

I'll sign up in biro
when I'm next drunk.
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

*starts gobbling at chest hair*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

How does one cuddle a vulva?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

your get one hand up inside it
and the other round the back cupping the buttocks and put your cheek on the fuzzy bit at the front.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

Awwwww, apart from the pain that sounds quite sweet.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

It involves pinching with the finger and thumbs and smooshing

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

Goodness me.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)

I for one would like a weekly newsletter detailing what you've had for tea and things you've found down the sofa.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

I found a pug down my sofa and I had lint for my tea.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

*adds to scrapbook*

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

*Waves the pink flag of DG*

( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

WOOOOOOO. oi. Why fucking pink?!?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

Cos that's how he likes 'em.

( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

It's the only colour fabric I could get at such short notice

( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

Oh god.
He made a flag from his pants.
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

Pink with a brown center spot :C#

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

IT'S ALL I COULD FIND
Surely points for effort?
I'll make a proper one this weekend and hang it up for all to see at my flatwarming.
( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

Flatwarming?
FLATWARMING?
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

Are you trying to bag an invite?

( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

YES

( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

I am wearing a t-shirt with a monkey milking a cow
It says 'The Monkey Represents Sharing'

I'm dressed like a real boy
( Theoban What of it, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

I applaud this secret hate message.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

Mine is a yellow one with a nike swoosh made out of little adidas 'flowers'

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

i played the infamous demo
i was underwhelmed
( well, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

suit trousers and a little turquoise knitted sort of peasanty top thing.
It's much nicer than it sounds.

Oh, and cowboy boots. *win*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

*Standing ovation at the end*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

Thank you very much.
Cowboy boots I fixed on my own. Fuck you, strangely agressive Polish cobbler.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

Can you fix my combat boots?
The local shoe repair place said no chance :(
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

Can they be fixed with superglue?
If so, yes.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

Unfortunately not then :(
I tried superglue and araldite, both lasted less than 5 minutes when I was running through the Mansfield woodlands
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

Nails and araldite fix ANYTHING.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

Nailing the shoe sole to my foot would be painful though

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

Only for a while.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

Removing them might be problematic

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

Who said anything about removing?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

Oh ok
I should have added it to the specification.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

What you need is shoe goo
www.amazon.co.uk/Shoe-Goo-Original-Formula/dp/B0010YTLUU.
( M o D, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

I've got a new Berghaus bag
and next week I'm buying some linen.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

You've been TAMED by that terrible harridan

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

they might be camouflage linen

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

I don't think there is any footage of the whole fight.
Sorry, I had a good look. For at least 30 seconds.

www.metacafe.com/watch/2902953/ostrich_vs_elephant/
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

Combat shorts in the leg wear of THE KINGS.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

I have plenty pockets for ladies' numbers.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

I never ask for a lady's number. I just tell them not to worry as I'll find it out when I go through thier bins later on.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

My best smock.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

Lack of hat and cape, JMG.
FOR SHAME
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

I'm in danger of being seen as a witch.
Plus. It's summer!
Air to the groin and all that.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

I'm wearing a black suit and a pencil moustache
just like Vincent Price.

/Zombina
( Druid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

YES.
I'm gonna get a man to stick a knife in my face.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

ZOMBINA FTW
I'd like to see them live.
( Druid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

Toady I'm rocking a white shirt with red pinstripes,
grey cargo shorts, red flip flops, ray ban aviators and a spiffing straw hat.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

Fight Night Round 4 is going to make me buy an x-box

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)