a hug and a kiss.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

Ooh!
That's better than a badge :)
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

if you sign up for the VIP Club I usual do it on the fanny too.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

I'll sign up in biro
when I'm next drunk.
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

*starts gobbling at chest hair*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

How does one cuddle a vulva?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

your get one hand up inside it
and the other round the back cupping the buttocks and put your cheek on the fuzzy bit at the front.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

Awwwww, apart from the pain that sounds quite sweet.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

It involves pinching with the finger and thumbs and smooshing

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

Goodness me.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)